Gua Rembat Nih

Sori la RPK (Raja Petra)... sori aaa.. gua rembat nih dari portal lu.... sebab gua rembat.. gua suka la ngan idea nih...

"I was stuck in a traffic jam on the PLUS Highway last week. Nothing moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocked on my window. So I rolled down my window and asked, "What's going on?"


''Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a few UMNO politicians. They're asking for a ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."


I then asked, "How much is everyone giving on average?"


"Most people are giving about a gallon."


add another pointer:


I then asked " Do you need lighter ?"


after that saw....


There is a petrol tanker further down the road; we'll all move aside and let him through!